On Tuesday I walked on to a plane in 20% humidity. When I walked off the plane I was slapped in the face with approximately 90% humidity. I have decided to use one of my favorite poems and one of my favorite songs to express to you how I feel about this.
10 Things I Hate About Humidity
I hate the way you attack me
And the way you hurt my hair
I hate the way you drive me mad
I hate that you’re everywhere
I hate your big dumb wet nature
and the way you promote grime
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you’re hot at night
I hate you most in july
I hate it when you make me smile
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate that I am afraid to run
And how you suffocate me in the hall
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close, Not even a little bit, Not even at all
(Okay, maybe a little bit. But thanks for the great skin and bodylicious hair, yo!)
Inspired by this amazing piece of work:
7 Things
The 7 things I hate about you, oh you
You’re wet, you’re dense, you’re everywhere
You love me, you hate my hair
You make me sweat, you make me smile
I don’t know which side I like
my jogs, they suck
when you make me fat, just know it’ll hurt
I wanna be with the dry I know
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you doooooo
You make me love you
Inspired by one of the best songs ever (the video wouldn’t embed so you’ll have to click here to rock out).
Seriously Miley, I NEED YOUR NEW ALBUM NOW.
