I have been spending an embarrassing amount of my time lately watching the reality tv snoozefest known as Married to Jonas. Are you watching it, too? Oh, good! Well, just in case you aren’t this is all you really need to know on the matter: it is the most boring thing I ever did see.
I cannot get myself to stop watching.
Mostly it is because, you know, Nick Jonas.
But also I just want to believe so badly that something - anything! – has to happen eventually. Right?
I will tell you this, the other day I had just finished watching an extra yawn-worthy marathon of Married to Jonas when the Kardashians came on the TV and I think this was the first time in my whole life I have ever been so excited to see the Kardashians. Although who am I kidding, I probably know more about those Kardashians than I do about my own left elbow.
And that’s all I have for today.